For those of you who care to buy me useless items this holy-day season, here are a few good ideas (or you can buy them for someone else. I don't care. Rampant consumerism is pointless, no matter what time of year it is):
"Book Of Lies" is a great idea. As is this book:
That little doozie is full of fun little tidbits. Or try this one:
That book should give people ammunition to start plenty of arguments at the local coffee shop. Coffee shop arguments, while pointless, do help stave off boredom.
Any of these three books would earn you my favor, and all can be purchased here.
If you want to help me make people cry in the virtual world, try this:
Sponsoring my quest to make the universe safe from blubbering game geeks is a noble cause, to be sure. The whiners of Eve-online have angered the gods, and must be punished!
Be good American consumer sheeple. Buy stuff. Buy lots of stuff. Give it to me.
That is all. You can now continue whatever it was you were doing.
7 comments:
Hmmmm ... sheeple ...
They taste good with applesause.
I'll buy you nothing but if bored enough, I may stop by your coffee shop to argue with you about something.
I think you should.
I wont buy them, but I can tell you a site where you might be able to find them for free download. Uh...so you can read them and know you really want them, before you buy them for real. Of course.
http://www.anonib.com/bookchan/index.php?b=1
Search the index first.
you crack me up, dude.
serious lack of good coffee shops in ohio, man....
For anyone interested, my loving girlfriend bought me Book Of Lies, so it's officially off the list :-)
I have the Disinfo Book of Lies - it's brilliant. I read it on the beach in Cuba. That alone is interesting - try it.
And, I repost blogs all the time . . . my blogs are extremely incestuous.
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